Funny Thanksgiving Shirts for Adults
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Thanksgiving is supposed to be about gratitude.
It's also about eating too much, drinking through awkward conversations, and spending an impressive amount of time pretending you didn't hear what someone at the table just said.
So, yes. We're thankful.
If you're looking for funny Thanksgiving shirts that are a little less wholesome and a lot more honest, welcome to Boozie Adams.
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The Turkey That Started It
Some turkeys are destined for the dinner table.
Others become best sellers.
The Thankful Turkey has become a Boozie Thanksgiving favorite, whether you want the classic tee, a long sleeve for cooler weather, or a sweatshirt built for the inevitable post-dinner couch situation.
Turns out gratitude looks pretty good on a turkey.
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Family Time. How Nice.
Nothing brings people together quite like several uninterrupted hours in the same house.
The Forced Gratitude Tour Tee is for anyone making the annual rounds because apparently attendance is part of being thankful.
If you're already counting down until you can leave, Here for the Feast and Minimal Conversation Tee makes your intentions clear before anyone starts asking questions.
And Save Room for Therapy Tee needs no further explanation.
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Come Hungry
Thanksgiving is one of the few occasions where building an entire day around food is considered festive instead of concerning.
The Shut Your Pumpkin Pie Hole Tee offers some useful holiday communication advice, while Get Stuffed pretty much covers the day's agenda.
Wear whichever one best represents your contribution to dinner.
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Come Thirsty
For some families, Thanksgiving dinner comes with wine.
For others, Thanksgiving dinner requires it.
The Thankful Martini Tee gives gratitude a cocktail-hour upgrade, while Feast, Wine & Nap Tee lays out a perfectly reasonable three-step plan for the day.
There are plenty more where those came from, but we'll save those for another round.
Thankful for the Dogs
Finally, something everyone can agree on.
The Thankful for All the Dogs Tee is for anyone who knows exactly which guests they'll be spending most of Thanksgiving with.
The humans can have the dining room.
We'll be wherever the dogs are.
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What to Wear to Thanksgiving
There are really only three requirements.
It should be comfortable. It should leave room for pie. And ideally, it should make at least one person at the table laugh.
Graphic tees handle all three.
And if Thanksgiving where you live actually feels like November, several Boozie favorites are also available as long sleeves and sweatshirts. Because being sarcastic and being cold don't need to happen simultaneously.
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Give Thanks. Get Stuffed.
Eat the turkey.
Pass the wine.
Pet the dog.
Avoid unnecessary conversation.
We'd call that a successful Thanksgiving.
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.