Sarcastic, unisex graphic tees for salty humans and dog lovers.

Boozie Adams creates sarcastic, unisex graphic tees for salty humans and dog lovers. Our bold designs feature witty, dog-inspired humor made to stand out. Standard shipping is always free.

GIFTS FOR DAD

For the dads who wear their feelings on their chest.

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING. Always. It’s the Boozie Way.

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SHOP RED, WHITE & BOOZIE

For bold humans who like their patriotism with a drink and a little attitude.

 FREE STANDARD SHIPPING. Always. It’s the Boozie Way.

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Vintage-style cartoon of a German Shepherd lounging on a beach chair in a powdered wig with cocktail — Boozie Adams logo tee inspiration

Boozie Adams

The Dog. The Myth. The Brand.

Inspired by a rescue dog with strong opinions, saltier taste, and a talent for sneaking cocktails when no one was looking.

Boozie Adams wasn’t just a pup — he was a whole personality. Loving, loyal, and slightly judgey, he lived boldly and unapologetically. Now, his spirit lives on in bold graphic tees and sarcastic apparel, made for salty humans who like their style with a twist — and aren’t afraid to say what they mean without saying a word.

Black t-shirt with a dog graphic and red heart, featuring a paw print featured rescue logo at the bottom – Boozie Adams

The Rescue Tee

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the current Boozie Rescue Tee, and a portion of every sale helps support independent dog rescues doing the real work for dogs who deserve better.

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  • Pink unisex t-shirt with pink text 'I drink because I never got that pony, Mom.' – Boozie Adams

    BOOZE HOUNDS

    Funny drinking shirts and graphic tees for the emotionally stirred, slightly over-iced,...

    BOOZE HOUNDS

  • Maroon unisex t-shirt with 'my dog thinks you smell.' text – Boozie Adams

    DOG LOVERS

    Funny dog shirts and graphic tees for humans who love dogs more...

    DOG LOVERS

  • Boozie Adams blue and white unisex trucker hat with 'never better' text

    HATS

    Bold hats for humans who actually use their head. FREE STANDARD SHIPPING....

    HATS

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These are super soft and high quality shirts. And I love that they are tagless. The logo is printed inside the shirt.
– Tina R.
I had a question about my order and customer service replied right away. Love my Boozie shirts!
– Keri J.
Quick shipping, perfect fit as sized, high quality shirt and artwork. Boozie at his best. Thanks for what you are doing, Boozie!
– Earl J.
Love what you're doing to support rescues.
– Oren D.
Not everyone gets my humor, but a dog with a martini does. ❤️ Boozie Adams!
– Daren K
Got my shirt in about a week. Love it.
– Ryan R.
Love...Love...Love Boozie Adams!!!
– Stano
Perfect fit and exactly my personality.
– Jason R.
I didn't know I needed a sarcastic German Shepherd with martini energy on my chest until now. Fit is amazing. Love it!
– Mark A.
Wore my shirt to Target. Got three compliments and one dirty look. Perfect.
– Joan T.
Bought one. Immediately bought two more.
– Nicole T.

Boozie in the Wild

Wearing Boozie? Tag @boozieadams on social or email us your photo to be featured.

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Customer wearing Boozie Adams Beat it. Scram. Get Lost. Tank.
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