Boozie Adams
Well Hung Christmas Graphic Tee
Well Hung Christmas Graphic Tee
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Classy? Debatable. Accurate? Absolutely. This funny Christmas graphic tee delivers peak holiday double meaning with a perfectly hung stocking and a wink. Festive, cheeky, and just bold enough to get a reaction.
• Unisex fit for clever humans with a sharp sense of humor
• Soft cotton blend, made for holiday parties, cozy nights, and questionable decor tips
• Bold Christmas stocking graphic with unapologetic attitude
• Because some stockings are simply hung better than others
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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