Funny Christmas Drinking Shirts
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'Tis the season to be jolly.
Or pour something until you get there.
From Santa with a martini to cocktails with cookies, Boozie Adams has funny Christmas drinking shirts for anyone whose holiday spirit comes with a garnish.
Jolly AF
Santa's been working all year.
Let the man have his martini.
The Jolly AF Santa Tee features Santa, cocktail in hand, making his feelings about the season extremely clear. It also comes as a long sleeve and sweatshirt, so the message doesn't have to disappear when the temperature drops.
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Ho Ho Hold My Martini
Some people hold grudges.
Santa holds martinis.
The Ho Ho Hold My Martini Tee features Santa drinking a martini and comes in a long sleeve too. It's festive, appropriately Boozie, and considerably more useful than another ugly Christmas sweater.
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Cookies & Cocktails
Leaving Santa milk feels a little insulting at this point.
The Cookies & Cocktails Tee pairs the man himself with a cookie and martini. There's a sweatshirt version too, because cocktails aren't exclusively a warm-weather activity.
You're welcome, Santa.
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Fa La La Let's Drink
We knew there was a reason for all that singing.
The Fa La La Let's Drink Tee skips straight to the useful part of the Christmas carol. It's also available as a long sleeve for anyone planning to take happy hour through December.
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Sleigh All Day
Mrs. Claus has entered the chat.
The Sleigh All Day Tee features Mrs. Claus drinking a martini, presumably after spending the last eleven months dealing with Santa.
She gets it.
There's a sweatshirt version when you'd like to sleigh warmly.
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Here for the Nog
Christmas has its traditions.
Some are more compelling than others.
The Here for the Nog Tee makes it clear which part of the festivities got you through the door.
No explanation necessary.
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A Very Merry Martini
Maybe Santa isn't the only one who deserves a cocktail.
The Merry Santa Martini Tee keeps things simple with Santa and a martini, which is frankly enough holiday spirit for one shirt.
Pour accordingly.
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What to Wear to a Christmas Party
Holiday party dress codes have gotten unnecessarily complicated.
Skip it.
A funny Christmas drinking shirt works for cocktail parties, Friendsmas, Christmas dinner, office gatherings with an actual sense of humor, and any event where you were already planning to have a drink.
If martinis aren't enough to get you through December, the rest of the Christmas collection has Santa, dogs, sarcasm, stress, and several other coping strategies.
👉🏻 Funny Christmas Shirts for Adults
Drink and Be Merry
Deck the halls.
Pour the martini.
Eat Santa's cookies.
Repeat as necessary.
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.