Boozie Adams
Cookies & Cocktails Santa Graphic Tee
Cookies & Cocktails Santa Graphic Tee
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'Tis the season to double-fist. This funny Christmas graphic tee features Santa with a cookie in one hand and a martini in the other, because milk was never going to cut it. Made for festive humans who prefer their holiday treats with a strong pour.
• Unisex fit for snackers, sippers, and salty souls
• Soft cotton blend, made for cookies, cocktails, and Christmas chaos
• Bold Santa graphic featuring a martini and cookie combo
• Because Santa deserves something stronger than milk
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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