Funny Halloween Drinking Shirts
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Halloween has candy for the kids.
We have cocktails.
If your version of spooky season involves happy hour, questionable decisions, and something stronger than pumpkin spice, Boozie Adams has the Halloween drinking shirts for you. Skeletons, ghosts, martinis, and sarcasm are all invited.
Meet the Happy Hour Crew
Some friendships survive anything. Apparently that includes death.
The Happy Hour Crew Tee features three skeletons enjoying wine, beer, and a martini because everyone brings something different to the table. Or bar.
It's basically the official uniform for anyone whose Halloween plans begin with "just one drink."
The Horrors Persist. So Does Happy Hour.
We can't fix everything.
We can, however, order another round.
The The Horrors Persist But So Does Happy Hour Tee is for anyone who has accepted that life will continue doing whatever the hell it's doing, but happy hour remains firmly on the calendar.
It's spooky season optimism, Boozie style.
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Martinis, Bones & Dogs
Obviously we found a way to involve the dog.
The Martinis & Bones Tee combines a skeleton, a martini, and man's actual best friend. It's Halloween, happy hour, and dog-person energy all in one shirt.
Frankly, we're not sure what else you need.
Boozie Has Been Drinking Again
It wouldn't be Halloween at Boozie Adams without Boozie himself.
The Boozie Ghost Tee takes our martini-loving mascot into the afterlife, where we're pleased to report he still hasn't put down the glass.
Some things follow you forever.
What to Wear to a Halloween Party When You Hate Costumes
Not everyone wants fake blood dripping down their face while trying to drink a martini.
A funny Halloween graphic tee handles the assignment without requiring an entire costume. Pair it with jeans, grab your drink, and you're done.
And if happy hour isn't your particular Halloween personality, we've got witches, ghosts, dogs, skeletons, and plenty of other ways to participate without wearing a polyester cape.
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Drink Responsibly. Dress Questionably.
Halloween only lasts one night.
Happy hour has significantly better availability.
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.