Boozie Adams
The Horrors Persist But So Does Happy Hour Graphic Tee
The Horrors Persist But So Does Happy Hour Graphic Tee
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Life keeps life-ing. This funny Halloween graphic tee is for salty humans who know the horrors may persist, but so does happy hour. A cocktail and a little sarcasm can fix almost anything.
• Unisex fit for cocktail lovers, spooky souls, and professional optimists
• Soft cotton blend, perfect for haunted happy hours and everyday survival
• Bold Halloween graphic with dry humor and unapologetic attitude
• Because the drinks aren't going to pour themselves
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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