Funny Thanksgiving Drinking Shirts
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Thanksgiving is about family, gratitude, and togetherness.
Anyway, where's the wine?
If your holiday plans include turkey, pie, and a strategically filled glass, Boozie Adams has the Thanksgiving drinking shirts for the occasion. Wine, martinis, cocktails, and just enough sarcasm to get you through dinner.
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Feast. Wine. Nap. Repeat as Needed.
Some Thanksgiving traditions are worth keeping simple.
The Feast, Wine & Nap Tee lays out the day's itinerary in the correct order. Eat something. Pour something. Disappear for a while.
And if November where you live actually feels like fall, there's a sweatshirt version too.
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Give Thanks. Have a Martini.
Gratitude is important.
So is garnish.
The Thankful Martini Tee gives the traditional Thanksgiving sentiment a Boozie-approved upgrade. It's festive enough for turkey day without requiring you to pretend you've suddenly become wholesome.
Please Pass the Wine
Some Thanksgiving requests are more urgent than others.
You can keep the cranberry sauce moving. Just make sure the bottle follows it.
The Please Pass the Wine Tee gets directly to the point, which is helpful when everyone at the table is talking at once.
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Fruit Salad, Boozie Style
Technically, grapes are fruit.
We rest our case.
The Fruit Salad Tee features a wine glass and a considerably more appealing interpretation of what belongs in the fruit course.
No raisins required.
About That Cranberry Sauce
Cranberries are a Thanksgiving staple.
We simply improved the delivery system.
The Cranberry Sauce Martini Tee serves the holiday classic in a martini glass, while the Cranberry Sauce Cocktail Tee offers another liquid interpretation of everyone's favorite side dish.
Suddenly we're interested in seconds.
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What to Wear When You're Bringing the Wine
Thanksgiving doesn't require a complicated outfit.
A funny graphic tee, comfortable pants, and a bottle you don't particularly want to share should cover it.
Whether you're hosting Thanksgiving, heading to Friendsgiving, or simply trying to make it through another family dinner, a Thanksgiving drinking shirt makes your priorities clear before anyone asks.
👉🏻 Funny Thanksgiving Shirts for Adults
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Give Thanks. Pour Accordingly.
Eat the turkey.
Pass the potatoes.
Refill the glass.
We'll see you at dessert.
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.