Boozie Adams
50 Shades of Petty Tee
50 Shades of Petty Tee
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Some call it petty. You call it dedicated.
You keep receipts because you never know when you’ll need to make that documentary. “50 Shades of Petty” is the unisex tee for anyone who treats pettiness like preparation, not a problem.
Wear it when you’re minding your business, quietly keeping score, or simply enjoying the view from your moral high horse.
• Unisex fit – ideal for comfortable, committed pettiness
• Soft cotton blend – smooth, unlike the things you could say
• Bold front print that pairs with receipts, restraint, and a healthy dose of side-eye
• Tag us @boozieadams and show us your favorite shade of petty
Live bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.