Boozie Adams
All Hat No Cattle Tee
All Hat No Cattle Tee
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Big talk. No follow-through. We all know one.
This unisex t-shirt calls out the posers, the puffed-up egos, and anyone who talks a big game but couldn't wrangle a houseplant, let alone a herd. Whether you're rocking boots or just serving cowboy energy with a side of sarcasm, this tee is your subtle (or not-so-subtle) read.
• Unisex fit – made for modern cowgirls, cowboys, and bullsh*t detectors
• Soft cotton blend that wears well from standoff to shutdown
• Bold western phrase, sharper than a cactus in a bar fight
• Tag us @boozieadams and show us your no-nonsense style
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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