Boozie Adams
Beat it. Scram. Get Lost. Tee
Beat it. Scram. Get Lost. Tee
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Some people drop hints. You drop a whole damn exit strategy.
This unisex t-shirt is for the socially drained, the boundary-setters, and the beautifully unbothered. Whether you're dodging drama or just done with small talk, this tee does the talking for you — and it doesn’t stutter.
• Unisex fit – perfect for ghosting with style
• Soft cotton blend for peak comfort during your strategic retreats
• Bold text that says “no thanks” in three different ways
• Tag us @boozieadams and show us your graceful exits
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.