Boozie Adams
BOOMER, NO. Tee
BOOMER, NO. Tee
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It’s not personal. It’s generational.
This unisex t-shirt says what you’re too polite (or too tired) to repeat out loud. Whether you're dodging unsolicited advice, side-eyeing outdated opinions, or just reclaiming your peace, this tee delivers the message loud and clear.
• Unisex fit – made for every age that knows better
• Soft cotton blend, smoother than your uncle’s political takes
• Simple, punchy print that says it all in two words
• Tag us @boozieadams and let ‘em know you said what you said
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.