Boozie Adams
Dead Inside Tee
Dead Inside Tee
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Wear your truth. This unisex Halloween graphic tee keeps it honest with a bold "Dead Inside" design for salty humans who've had enough but still look good doing it. Minimal effort. Maximum honesty.
• Unisex fit for the emotionally unavailable and sarcastically alive
• Soft cotton blend, perfect for haunting the living or hiding from them
• Minimalist Halloween graphic with maximum bite
• Your face already says it. Now your shirt does too.
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.