Boozie Adams
Dump Him. Get a Dog. Live Happily Ever After. Tee
Dump Him. Get a Dog. Live Happily Ever After. Tee
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We said what we said. Some fairy tales start with a breakup and end with a tail wag.
This unisex t-shirt is for anyone who’s ever realized the leash is better than the ring. Whether you’ve already upgraded to a four-legged soulmate or you’re manifesting it, this one’s your bold little badge of freedom.
• Unisex fit – perfect for dog walks and walking away from red flags
• Soft cotton blend to keep you cozy during your glow-up
• Statement print that turns heartbreak into humor
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your real happy ending
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.