• Maroon unisex t-shirt with 'Dump him. Get a dog. Live Happily Ever After' text – Boozie Adams
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Boozie Adams

Dump Him. Get a Dog. Live Happily Ever After. Graphic Tee

Dump Him. Get a Dog. Live Happily Ever After. Graphic Tee

$32.00 USD
$32.00 USD
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We said what we said. Some fairy tales start with a breakup and end with a tail wag. Better decisions, better company, and no regrets.

• Unisex fit – perfect for dog walks and walking away from red flags
• Soft cotton blend to keep you cozy during your glow-up
• Statement print that turns heartbreak into humor
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your real happy ending

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Size Guide

Click here for the unisex t-shirt size guide

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.

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