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Boozie Adams

Happy Manufactured Holiday Graphic Tee

Happy Manufactured Holiday Graphic Tee

Regular price $32.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
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Nothing says romance like a holiday with a marketing budget. This funny Valentine's Day graphic tee celebrates overpriced flowers, obligatory gestures, and the annual pressure to prove you care. Happy Manufactured Holiday. Your participation is appreciated by retailers everywhere.

• Unisex fit for skeptics, smartasses, and salty humans
• Soft cotton blend, made for reluctant celebrations and overpriced dinners
• Bold Valentine's Day graphic with absolutely no romantic illusions
• Because nothing says true love like a mandatory spending occasion

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

Premium, super-soft tees. No stiff, scratchy nonsense.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

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