Boozie Adams
Hello I'm Dead Inside Tee
Hello I'm Dead Inside Tee
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No small talk required. This unisex tee says it all with a name tag that reads: Hello, I’m Dead Inside. Perfect for salty humans who prefer honesty over pleasantries.
• Unisex fit — for the emotionally unavailable and proudly sarcastic
• Soft cotton blend, perfect for haunting the office or avoiding feelings
• Name-tag graphic with bone-dry humor
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your deadpan style
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.