Boozie Adams
Ho³ Long Sleeve Tee
Ho³ Long Sleeve Tee
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Do the math. This long sleeve unisex tee is for bold humans who appreciate a little intellect with their innuendo. A holiday classic reimagined for those who keep their humor smart, their outfits simple, and their spirits high.
• Unisex fit for clever rebels and festive minimalists
• Soft cotton blend made for side-eye, sleigh rides, and sarcasm
• Holiday tee with unapologetic Boozie wit
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your exponential charm
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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