Boozie Adams

I Drink Because I Never Got That Pony, Mom Tank Top

$32.00 USD

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Color True Royal Black Navy

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

Some childhood disappointments stick with you. No pony, no closure, just a perfectly reasonable adult coping strategy. A drink helps. So does the honesty.

• Unisex fit with bold, unapologetic confidence
• Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric with a modern side-seamed fit
• Proudly printed in the USA

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Soft, breathable fabric that holds its shape
• Side-seamed construction for a modern fit and comfortable drape
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Size Guide

This tank has a relaxed unisex fit.

If you typically wear women’s fitted tanks, you may prefer to size down.

If you like a looser or relaxed fit, order your usual size.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your sweatshirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.