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Boozie Adams

I Drink Because I Never Got That Pony, Mom Graphic Tee

I Drink Because I Never Got That Pony, Mom Graphic Tee

Regular price $32.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
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Some things you move on from. Others stay with you. No pony, no closure, just a perfectly reasonable explanation for how things turned out.

• Unisex fit with bold, unapologetic confidence
• Soft cotton blend made for long-standing grievances
• Clean statement graphic with zero resolution
• Some dreams don’t fade, they evolve

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.