• Black unisex tank top with white text 'I'm not drunk. I'm American.' – Boozie Adams
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Boozie Adams

I’m Not Drunk. I’m American. Tank Top

I’m Not Drunk. I’m American. Tank Top

$32.00 USD
$32.00 USD
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Same conclusion, different explanation. A tank top that keeps the reasoning simple and stands by it with full confidence.

• Unisex fit with bold, unapologetic confidence
• Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight feel made for long weekends and strong pours
• Proudly printed in the USA

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Size Guide

Click here for the unisex t-shirt size guide

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.

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