Boozie Adams
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Graphic Sweatshirt
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Graphic Sweatshirt
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'Tis the season to panic pretty. This funny Christmas graphic sweatshirt is for bold humans navigating holiday chaos with humor, cocktails, and questionable coping mechanisms. From wrapping gifts to unpacking emotions, Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear says what the season sometimes feels like.
• Unisex fit for rebels, realists, and festive overthinkers
• Soft cotton-blend fleece, made for holiday chaos, cocktails, and crisis management
• Bold Christmas graphic with unapologetic attitude
• Because nothing says happy holidays like a fresh new fear
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Fabric & Fit
• 150% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a very soft feel
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Standard unisex length, the fabric easily gives into movement.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your sweatshirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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