Boozie Adams
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Sweatshirt
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Sweatshirt
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Tis the season to panic pretty. This unisex sweatshirt is for bold humans who celebrate the holidays with caffeine, chaos, and a side of self-awareness. Equal parts cozy and unhinged, it’s made for wrapping gifts, unpacking emotions, and laughing through the meltdown.
• Unisex fit for rebels, realists, and festive overthinkers
• Soft cotton-blend fleece made for chaos, cocktails, and crisis management
• Holiday sweatshirt that toasts to both meltdown and merriment
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your crisis couture
LIVE BOLD, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 150% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a very soft feel
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Standard unisex length, the fabric easily gives into movement.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your sweatshirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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