Boozie Adams
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Tee
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Tee
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Tis the season to panic pretty. This unisex tee is for bold humans who celebrate the holidays with humor, caffeine, and questionable coping mechanisms. Whether you’re unwrapping gifts or unpacking emotions, this shirt says it all — loudly and stylishly.
• Unisex fit for rebels, realists, and festive overthinkers
• Soft cotton blend made for chaos, cocktails, and crisis management
• Holiday graphic that toasts to both meltdown and merriment
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your crisis couture
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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