Boozie Adams
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Graphic Tee
Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Graphic Tee
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'Tis the season to panic pretty. This funny Christmas graphic tee is for bold humans navigating holiday chaos with humor, cocktails, and questionable coping mechanisms. From unwrapping gifts to unpacking emotions, Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear says what the season sometimes feels like.
• Unisex fit for rebels, realists, and festive overthinkers
• Soft cotton blend, made for holiday chaos, cocktails, and crisis management
• Bold Christmas graphic that toasts to meltdown and merriment
• Because nothing says happy holidays like a fresh new fear
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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