Boozie Adams
Naughty, Nice, Neurotic Christmas Graphic Tee
Naughty, Nice, Neurotic Christmas Graphic Tee
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Check it twice. This funny Christmas graphic tee is for bold humans who fall somewhere between festive and frazzled. Naughty, nice, neurotic. Consider it your official holiday status.
• Unisex fit for rebels, realists, and festive overthinkers
• Soft cotton blend, made for Christmas chaos, checklists, and questionable coping skills
• Bold holiday text graphic with unapologetic attitude
• Because Santa's list really needed a third category
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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