Boozie Adams
Neutered Tee
Neutered Tee
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It’s not just a procedure. It’s a personality.
This unisex t-shirt makes a statement — whether you're talking about your dog, your ex, or just supporting the end of unplanned litters. Clean design, sharp message, and just ambiguous enough to start some really weird conversations.
• Unisex fit – great for vet visits or passive-aggressive holiday gatherings
• Soft cotton blend that’s gentler than the snip
• Bold one-word graphic that says more than it should
• Tag us @boozieadams and show us who’s been responsibly snipped
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.