Boozie Adams
Never Better Sweatshirt
Never Better Sweatshirt
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You’re fine. Totally fine. Everything’s fine.
This unisex sweatshirt is peak sarcastic energy with extra insulation — made for the days when life feels like a dumpster fire but at least you’re warm. Whether you’re thriving, surviving, or just hiding under layers, this sweatshirt is your emotional armor (with a wink).
• Unisex fit – perfect for pretending and performing stability
• Soft cotton-blend fleece for comfort during mental plot twists
• Subtle print, massive mood
• Tag us @boozieadams and show us your emotionally stylish side
LIVE BOLD, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 150% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a very soft feel
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Standard unisex length, the fabric easily gives into movement.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your sweatshirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.