Sarcastic Graphic Tee | Never Better Tee

What Salty Dogs Are Saying

These are super soft and high quality shirts. And I love that they are tagless. The logo is printed inside the shirt.

– Tina R.

Wore this out once and had two people ask me where I got it. It’s simple but says exactly what it needs to.

– Christy C

Grabbed it for something casual and now I keep reaching for it. Comfortable and holds up after washing too.

– Maddie K

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Fabric & Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Size Guide

Click here for the unisex t-shirt size guide

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

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