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Boozie Adams

Not Today Cupid Tee

Not Today Cupid Tee

Regular price $32.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
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Read the room. This tee delivers Valentine’s energy with perfect timing and zero availability. Calm, confident, and unapologetically uninterested, it’s the kind of response that doesn’t require a follow-up.

• Unisex fit with effortless, unbothered attitude
• Soft cotton blend made for boundaries and peace of mind
• Valentine’s tee that politely declines
• Tag us @boozieadams and let Cupid take the hint

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

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