Boozie Adams
Not Today Karen Tee
Not Today Karen Tee
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We all have limits — and yours is named Karen.
This unisex t-shirt is your personal boundary in bold print. Whether you’re dodging entitlement, surviving retail flashbacks, or just not in the mood for nonsense, this tee shuts it down before it starts. No need for a confrontation — your shirt already said it.
• Unisex fit – perfect for avoiding conflict in style
• Soft cotton blend for when the vibe is “calm on the outside, screaming on the inside”
• Statement print with built-in side-eye energy
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your silent protest
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.