Boozie Adams
Oh, Balls Tee
Oh, Balls Tee
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Tis the season for tangled lights and questionable choices. This unisex tee is for bold humans who decorate, celebrate, and occasionally overcompensate. Because nothing says Christmas spirit like muttering your way through it with style.
• Unisex fit for festive realists and holiday survivors
• Soft cotton blend made for chaos, cocoa, and controlled breakdowns
• Holiday tee with unapologetic attitude and a sense of humor
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your decorative disaster
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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