Boozie Adams
ON THE ROCKS with Existential Dread Tee
ON THE ROCKS with Existential Dread Tee
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Neat? Never heard of her. You take your cocktails like you take your late-night thoughts — over ice and slightly unsettling.
This unisex t-shirt is for the deep thinkers, doom scrollers, and “just one drink” types who spiral with style. It’s a vibe. It’s a warning. It’s weirdly comfy for something so emotionally loaded.
• Unisex fit – made for dark humor and dark liquor
• Soft cotton blend for max comfort during minor crises
• Statement print that pairs well with bourbon and bad decisions
• Tag us @boozieadams and pour one out with your people
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.