Boozie Adams
Roses Are Red Tee
Roses Are Red Tee
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Some poems are romantic. This one sets boundaries. This tee delivers Valentine’s honesty with zero interest in people, plans, or pretending. Short, direct, and painfully relatable, it says what you’re already thinking.
• Unisex fit with bold, unapologetic attitude
• Soft cotton blend made for solitude and selective interaction
• Valentine’s tee that keeps its distance
• Tag us @boozieadams and enjoy the silence
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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