Boozie Adams
Shaken & Emotionally Stirred Tee
Shaken & Emotionally Stirred Tee
✅ Free Standard Shipping Always
Couldn't load pickup availability
Some people are shaken. Others are stirred. You? You're both — with a splash of drama and a twist of don't-even-ask.
This unisex t-shirt is for the elegantly unhinged. Whether you’re sipping in silence or crying in couture, this tee says what your cocktail (and your therapist) already knows.
• Unisex fit – because mental health crises are for everyone
• Soft cotton blend to keep you grounded when your thoughts aren’t
• Bold print for maximum impact, minimum coping
• Tag us @boozieadams and let your breakdown be the look
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
Share
All the Stuff You Should Probably Know...
Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.