Boozie Adams
Shut Your Pumpkin Pie Hole Long Sleeve Tee
Shut Your Pumpkin Pie Hole Long Sleeve Tee
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Thanksgiving dinner just got louder. This unisex long sleeve tee is for bold humans who know when to bring the sarcasm...and when to shut a pumpkin pie hole.
• Unisex fit for salty souls and holiday rebels
• Soft cotton blend, made for feasts, family drama, and second helpings
• Bold Thanksgiving graphic with unapologetic attitude
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your salty style
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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