Boozie Adams
Shut Your Pumpkin Pie Hole Sweatshirt
Shut Your Pumpkin Pie Hole Sweatshirt
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Thanksgiving dinner just got louder. This unisex sweatshirt is for bold humans who know when to bring the sarcasm and when to shut a pumpkin pie hole. Equal parts cozy and chaotic, it’s made for stirring the pot, passing the rolls, and keeping the comments spicy.
• Unisex fit for salty souls and holiday rebels
• Soft cotton-blend fleece made for feasts, family drama, and second helpings
• Bold Thanksgiving graphic with unapologetic attitude
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your salty style
LIVE BOLD, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 150% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a very soft feel
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Standard unisex length, the fabric easily gives into movement.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your sweatshirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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