Boozie Adams
...The More You Spiral Tee
...The More You Spiral Tee
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Because knowing isn’t always half the battle — sometimes it’s the beginning of a full-blown overthinking session.
This unisex t-shirt is for the emotionally self-aware and mildly unstable. Whether you're spiraling in silence or overanalyzing in style, this shirt keeps things real... and weirdly educational.
• Unisex fit — for anxious achievers and late-night thinkers
• Soft cotton blend perfect for spirals, slumps, and social interactions
• Parody-inspired design with a painfully accurate twist
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your sparkling dysfunction
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.