Boozie Adams
Well Hung Sweatshirt
Well Hung Sweatshirt
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Classy? Debatable. Accurate? Absolutely. This unisex sweatshirt brings peak holiday mischief with a perfectly hung stocking and a sly wink. Equal parts cozy and cheeky, it’s the kind of festive humor that turns heads without trying too hard.
• Unisex fit for clever humans with sharp holiday humor
• Soft cotton-blend fleece made for cozy nights and questionable decor tips
• Holiday sweatshirt with unapologetic Boozie attitude
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off how well hung you are (the stocking, obviously)
LIVE BOLD, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 150% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd² (271 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a very soft feel
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Standard unisex length, the fabric easily gives into movement.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your sweatshirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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