Boozie Adams
Who invited You? Tee
Who invited You? Tee
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The shirt that says what everyone else is thinking.
This unisex t-shirt is for the boundary-setters, the vibe protectors, and the people who actually read the guest list. Whether it’s aimed at a party crasher, a group chat lurker, or just bad energy in general, this tee keeps it classy and just a little bit savage.
• Unisex fit — made for hosts, haters, and highly aware introverts
• Soft cotton blend perfect for social settings you didn’t approve
• Bold print with big “you can’t sit with us” energy
• Tag us @boozieadams and show us who wasn’t on the list
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.