Boozie Adams
Burned at the Stake Tee
Burned at the Stake Tee
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Some people do Pilates. You’d rather do pyres. This unisex tee says what every salty witch is thinking: I’d Rather Be Burned at the Stake. Dark humor never looked so good.
• Unisex fit — for witches, skeptics, and sarcastic survivors
• Soft cotton blend, perfect for dodging mobs or sipping martinis
• Bold Halloween graphic with wicked bite
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your fiery sarcasm
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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