Boozie Adams
Festive & Frazzled Christmas Graphic Tee
Festive & Frazzled Christmas Graphic Tee
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'Tis the season to do too much. This funny Christmas graphic tee is for bold humans balancing holiday cheer, caffeine, and a rapidly disappearing supply of patience. Whether you're decking the halls, dodging relatives, or losing a fight with wrapping paper, Festive & Frazzled says it for you.
• Unisex fit for realists, rebels, and holiday overachievers
• Soft cotton blend, made for Christmas chaos, cocktails, and questionable decisions
• Bold holiday text graphic with unapologetic attitude
• Because festive and frazzled can absolutely coexist
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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