Boozie Adams

Ho³ Trucker Hat

$32.00 USD

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Ho, but make it exponential. This funny Christmas trucker hat takes Santa's standard greeting and does the math. Three HOs. One hat. No further calculations required.

• Classic trucker fit for rebels, smartasses, and salty humans
• Adjustable snapback for comfortable, everyday wear
• Bold Ho³ design for mathematically questionable holiday cheer
• Because three HOs are better than one

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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Fabric & Fit

• Structured, high-profile fit that holds its shape
• Foam front with a smooth finish made for bold designs
• Breathable mesh back to keep things from getting out of hand
• Adjustable snapback closure for the right fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Size Guide

• One size fits most with an adjustable snapback
• Structured fit sits higher than a dad hat
• Easy fit, no overthinking required

Care Instructions

• Spot clean as needed
• Don’t overdo it
• It’s a hat

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your hat is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.