• Black unisex t-shirt with 'Never bitter. Always dirty.' in green – Boozie Adams
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Boozie Adams

Never Bitter. Always Dirty. Graphic Tee

Never Bitter. Always Dirty. Graphic Tee

$32.00 USD
$32.00 USD
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You don’t sugarcoat a thing, and your martinis? Filthy. Dry, bold, and not interested in being liked. Part attitude, part drink order, and exactly how you show up.

• Unisex fit – sharp enough for brunch, salty enough for late nights
• Soft cotton blend that pairs perfectly with eye rolls and olives
• Statement print that gets better the dirtier your look gets
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your preferred level of filthy

Live Bold, You Salty Dog.

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What Salty Dogs Are Saying

Wore it to Target. Got three compliments and on dirty look. Perfect.
– Joan T.
This is basically me in shirt form. Fits great and the print looks really clean in person.
– John A.

All the Stuff You Should Probably Know...

Fabric & Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit

🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**

Size Guide

Click here for the unisex t-shirt size guide

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Shipping & Fulfillment

Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.

We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.

Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.

Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.