Boozie Adams
Never Bitter. Always Dirty. Tee
Never Bitter. Always Dirty. Tee
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You don’t sugarcoat a thing — and your martinis? Filthy. This unisex t-shirt is for the ones who keep it dry, keep it bold, and never fake nice just to be liked.
It’s part attitude, part drink order, and 100% your new favorite thing to wear when you're feeling extra unapologetic.
• Unisex fit – sharp enough for brunch, salty enough for late nights
• Soft cotton blend that pairs perfectly with eye rolls and olives
• Statement print that gets better the dirtier your look gets
• Tag us @boozieadams and show off your preferred level of filthy
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
Size Guide
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 2–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
Thanks for shopping small and giving a damn. You’re kind of a big deal.