Boozie Adams
Will Do Tricks for Treats Graphic Tee
Will Do Tricks for Treats Graphic Tee
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Sarcasm pays in candy. A funny Halloween graphic tee for bold humans, salty spirits, and anyone who knows their worth in sugar. Equal parts sweet, salty, and just mischievous enough to earn the good candy.
• Unisex fit for snack stealers and trick-or-treat pros
• Soft cotton blend, perfect for haunting doorsteps or crashing parties
• Halloween-ready graphic with a playful, sarcastic bite
• Because candy is always an acceptable form of payment
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Fabric & Fit
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Tagless with printed Boozie Adams logo inside the collar
• Comfortable, flattering unisex fit
🇺🇸 **Proudly printed in the USA**
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Your shirt is made to order because you're bold, not basic.
We get most orders out the door in 3–5 business days, and they usually land on your doorstep in about a week to 10 business days.
Standard Shipping is ALWAYS FREE. No minimums. No codes. Just the Boozie way.
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