Funny Christmas Shirts for Adults
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Allegedly.
Between the shopping, decorating, family gatherings, office parties, travel, and expectation that everyone remain cheerful through all of it, Christmas could use a little less perfection and a lot more sarcasm.
That's where Boozie Adams comes in.
Santa Has Had Enough Too
Finally, some representation.
The Jolly AF Santa Tee features Santa with a martini and a very clear message for anyone questioning his holiday spirit. If December where you live requires more than a tee, it also comes as a long sleeve and sweatshirt.
Then there's Is It Over Yet, featuring a haggard Santa drinking a martini and asking the question most of us start thinking sometime around the third week of December. It's available as a tee and sweatshirt.
He's making a list.
Mostly of grievances.
👉🏻 Shop Jolly AF Santa Long Sleeve Tee
👉🏻 Shop Jolly AF Santa Sweatshirt
👉🏻 Shop Is It Over Yet Sweatshirt
All Is Calm(ish)
Silent night?
Let's manage expectations.
The All Is Calm(ish) Tee is for anyone whose holiday season technically qualifies as festive as long as nobody asks too many follow-up questions.
For a slightly more direct approach, there's I'd Love a Silent Night, available as both a tee and long sleeve.
Peace on earth sounds great.
We'll settle for twenty uninterrupted minutes.
👉🏻 Shop I'd Love a Silent Night Tee
👉🏻 Shop I'd Love a Silent Night Long Sleeve Tee
Christmas Spirits
Santa has cookies.
We have cocktails.
The Cookies & Cocktails Tee puts Santa exactly where he belongs, with a cookie and martini in hand. And if your holiday plans require something even more direct, Ho Ho Hold My Martini should cover it. Both designs are available in multiple cold-weather options.
We'll get deeper into the Christmas drinking situation later.
There is, unsurprisingly, a lot to discuss.
👉🏻 Shop Cookies & Cocktails Tee
👉🏻 Shop Ho Ho Hold My Martini Tee
Santa Paws Has Arrived
Christmas is better with dogs.
The Santa Paws Tee brings the dogs into the holiday festivities and comes as a tee, long sleeve, and sweatshirt. Merry Christmas Dogs features a crew of dogs in Santa hats and is available as a tee or sweatshirt.
Because if we're going to coordinate holiday outfits with anyone, it might as well be the dog.
👉🏻 Shop Santa Paws Long Sleeve Tee
👉🏻 Shop Merry Christmas Dogs Tee
Festive. Frazzled. Close Enough.
Somewhere along the way, December became a competitive sport.
The Festive & Frazzled Tee acknowledges the situation, while Naughty, Nice, Neurotic Tee offers a third option that feels considerably more realistic.
Then there's Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear, for anyone already looking ahead to January with an appropriate amount of concern. It's available as both a tee and sweatshirt.
Season's greetings.
We're doing great.
👉🏻 Shop Festive & Frazzled Tee
👉🏻 Shop Naughty, Nice, Neurotic Tee
👉🏻 Shop Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear Tee
What to Wear to a Christmas Party
Here's the good news.
You don't need sequins.
A funny Christmas graphic tee works for holiday parties, casual Christmas dinners, decorating the tree, shopping, cookie exchanges, and any gathering where someone decided "festive attire" was a reasonable instruction.
If it's cold, make it a long sleeve or sweatshirt.
Holiday participation accomplished.
Merry Whatever
Wear the shirt.
Pour the drink.
Pet the dog.
Try not to make eye contact with the mistletoe.
We'll get through this together.
Live Bold, You Salty Dog.